Add a twist to your thinking. An “araprosdokian” is a figure of speech in where the latter part of the sentence or the phrase is surprising or unexpected in such a way that it causes the person receiving it to reframe or reinterpret the first part. Comedians us this frequently. Shock value of this sort is also used for dramatic flair.

Don’t argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car, or swimming in the water makes you a fish.

If I agreed with you, then we’d both be wrong.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

War does not determine who’s right – only who is left.

We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in your fruit salad.

Best of Success, Larry

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